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    last night...

    i was dumb enough to buy some delifrance instant food which costs me $4:20,compared to martin's and kamal's instant noodles which costs less than 2 buckeroos. And the pleasure of eating it is even shorter than theirs. DAMN. And got this huge huge spider just beside me,and i didn't even noticed it. It came from the Longkang behind us. Tampines park connector so eerie. And you know good old Martin with his ever so "wonderful" mouth. "Helmi,you look like pontianak sia,with your hair like that.". "Doe,remember Ubin?We wanted to upskirt pontianak?" Had to say that and all. And imitated the pontianak's laughter while walking home. (Sbelah dala hutan,setan!)

    And this childhood friend of Martin's,wanted to see him,cos' she was at a funeral under Din's block. Ok,fine,so we followed him. we waited like 30 metres away from him. We saw cops came to him,and then they came to us. "Hey,that guy your friend ah?"."Yes",we answered. "Then why he said he don't know you?" Pandai ah martin,Nak tipu tak tau tipu. "errrrr,he bluff u luh officer.He's our friend.". Wakakaka... "Call him come here". So we kena screened luh. The officers told us that they received complains of people throwing stuff into the longkang. So are we the suspects? hurhur..No time sia do stupid thing like throwing stuff into longkang. except maybe if Martin pisses me off in the face,i would throw his board into it!The cops left soon after. And martin was with that girl. And kamal and i waited for him like two dumbasses waiting to get fucked. So we decided to leave him,for the comforts of our homes....

    Oh ya, my hair sucks btw. .... =)

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