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    YOUNG WISDOM......

    Three children in the back of the car playing “bad guys.” .......


    CHILD TWO: “I shot you. Now you are dead. Pretend to be dead.”

    CHILD ONE: “How do I pretend. I’ve never been dead before.”

    CHILD TWO: “You don’t know what happens when you die?”

    CHILD THREE: “I know! I know!”

    CHILD ONE: “What do you know?”

    CHILD THREE: “I know what happens when you die. You get to come back as something different. A different spirit or something.”

    CHILD TWO: “Really?”

    CHILD THREE: “That’s what my mom said”

    CHILD ONE: “Hmmm. My mom said you go to heaven when you die.”

    CHILD TWO: “Oh. Wow. That’s not what I was thinking”

    CHILD THREE: “What were you thinking?”

    CHILD TWO: “I just meant you close your eyes and stick out your tongue.”

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